Thursday, January 12, 2012

The Day You Were Born, Well, It Was a Good Day

This is for you. Tina.
Why this song? mm. I 'm not sure. It's happy and I'm happy. Well also, you should be happy because it's your birthday. So I hope this song cheers the living Daylight out of you. Yes. haHA! yes. That seems appropriate. (Press play about..... now.)

Young Tina.
Now, as you listen to that little piece of joy up there, I will begin the  long-awaited and true history of your life:
I've thought about it for a long time, wondering what I should say that could encapsulate such greatness.
And then I decided that this might take forever. (actually it will because you've Only Just Begun life really so how could I possibly document the brilliance that hasn't yet happened. It's impossible! forgive my weak humanity.)
On that note, how about another video? Go ahead. press that little sideways triangle. (Oh. maybe you noticed that big box above already and have already pressed play. hopefully not. that might ruin things a little bit.) You know you're itching for a bit of this 70's greatness. Well, wait a second. You might still be watching the other video, in which case you'd want to respect that song and hear it out. but I don't know. You could listen to both at the same time. That might create a whole new musical experience never before... experienced. (isn't the English language wonderful.) Do what you wish. I won't dirty my hands in this bloody business.
Lastly, a bit of Justin Timberlake for everyone. It's irresistable. Those golden, golden locks.